Fri cca no
No yushan,
trisca neh come.
And sumore haf to do stupid website.
Siannzz can?
Haizz. Plus horx…
I dunno how to do.
Summarizing the points now. ):
heheh, supposed to be doing now actl.
Oops! >.<
Ohya, and the bright side, im going out with jub and pris later on! =D
But that reminds me….
Im broke.
Really broke.
Now really
And sumore is going CITY HALL and BUGIS.
So
Andand im feeling a lil hungry leh.. ;)
Have some jokes to post! :D
Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in Singapore
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer, wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None.They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows*)
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho teacher cry. ;)
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark
Q: Who wrote all this
A: A TJCian
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright
YAY. Hahas, quite funni actl….
If you geddit larh, that is. :D
No, not doubting yr intellectual skills, no offence meant.
butBUT, im siannnzzz.
Sowrie! >.<
ANOTHER ONE :D
It’s called the BEAUTY OF MATHZ,
[[ i dun see anything beautiful bout mathz... *groansszx* ]]
but it’s actl really tot provoking leh ;)
Heheh… made me emo for awhile. AWHILE.
1 x 8 + 1 = 9 >
> 12 x 8 + 2 = 98
>
> 123 x 8 + 3 = 987
>
> 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
>
> 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
>
> 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
>
> 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
>
> 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
>
> 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
>
>
> 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
>
> 12 x 9 + 3 = 111
>
> 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
>
> 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
>
> 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
>
> 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
>
> 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
>
> 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
>
> 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
>
>
> 9 x 9 + 7 = 88
>
> 98 x 9 + 6 = 888
>
> 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
>
> 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
>
> 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
>
> 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
>
> 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
>
> 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
>
> Brilliant, isn't it?
>
>
> And look at this symmetry:
>
> 1 x 1 = 1
>
> 11 x 11 = 121
>
> 111 x 111 = 12321
>
> 1111 x 1111 = 1234321
>
> 11111 x 11111 = 123454321
>
> 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
>
> 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
>
> 11111111 x 11111111 = 1234 56787654321
>
> 111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
>
>
>
> Now, take a look at this....
>
> 101%
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
>
> What Equals 100%?
>
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are
> giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been in situations where someone
> wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.
>
> How about ACHIEVING 101%?
>
> What equals 100% in life?
>
>
> Here's a little mathematical formula that
> might help answer these questions:
>
>
> If:
>
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
>
> Is represented as:
>
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.
>
> If:
>
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
>
>
> And:
>
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>
> 11+14+15+ 23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
>
> But:
>
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>
>
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
EDIT:
wrote this ytd worx. [fri, 30th may]
butbut was in cca too siannzz to publish and edit abit.
so posting at home :D
xoxo frm mi to ya x33
*sijiazhao(:
hugz&kissez, dun push away-
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